What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!