What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section