Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!