What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.