What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering