What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."