Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation