How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!