How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !