Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.