Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !