Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !