Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.