What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.