What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.