What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"