What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.