What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.