How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point