How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point