How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.