How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.