What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.