What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's the difference between U and I?

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.