How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole