How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.