What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Because they have a lot of ese's

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I am a were

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100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.