What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.