How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language