Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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Oil