Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil