Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !