Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.