What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."