What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...