What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..