Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..