Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Both cant work without chains.
Beacause he always shoots at the black one.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Landscaping is an outside job.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Utterly useless
The cow didn't make it.
Straight Outta Carton.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)