Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Utterly useless

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The cow didn't make it.

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Straight Outta Carton.

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It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)