Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.