What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).