What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.