That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
You weren't there man
None. They can't get up that high!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Tom ate those.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
My record is 21 years.
He found time-consuming.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
A: A lunartick.