How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.