What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week