Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
They both have wet noses.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
A: To the moovies.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
You are the banner of my existence.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.