Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...