Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.