Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.