Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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You planet

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.