Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.