What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.