Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Who survives?

America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !