Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.