What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile