What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile