Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .