Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!