Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

M Jokes More M Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.