Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)