Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer