Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."