How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.