How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

F Jokes More F Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.