I don't know, check the post above me.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He got snowden.
They check the architexture.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
What is a pirate's favourite letter
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.