Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Because everyone does that already.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Wrong.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
