Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Burgatory
Because people are dying to get in.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
A drunk Irishman.
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
I pented just last week.
A couple of weeks
