Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.