Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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RIP in box

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"