What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5