What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.