What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.