Label Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."