How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.