How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.