How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.