Read the label.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Because it was down hill!
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.