How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.