Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.