Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.