Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"