What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"