What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"