So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
He just wasn't into resting.
A Chair-ity!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
