Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."