Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in