How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2