How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2