How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2